Warning: The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began walking faster and faster so I did, she started running so I did. She started screaming so I did. I don't know what we were running from but I was terrified.
Amazing Reasons to Get Detention - I like the Hunger Games one the best. That or the one where the student corrected the teacher (after all, a mile IS longer than a kilometer) but got detention anyways.