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I was watching myself sexily take off my clothes in the mirror, and then my foot got stuck in my underwear and I fell over

I was watching myself sexily take off my clothes in the mirror, and then my foot got stuck in my underwear and I fell over This is me in one sentence.

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Tall Girl Problems: Finding a Man whose Over 6 Feet Tall (They are Harder to Find than you Think)!

yep...For me it's too bands, One Direction. Some people call me obsessed, I call myself extremely dedicated.

For me it's two bands, One Direction and PTX. Some people call me obsessed, I call myself extremely dedicated.

I was really sad about my cat dying so my boyfriend showed up at my door with a puppy dressed as a cat and said "this is all I could find in such short notice"

Someone from Buffalo, New York, US posted a whisper, which reads "I was really sad about my cat dying so my boyfriend showed up at my door with a puppy dressed as a cat and said "this is all I could find in such short notice""

I'm pinning this here because it's my most popular board. Repin guys. Repin repin.

If you see an ambulence (with sirens OFF) let the pass! They turn them off sometimes so heart attack patients don't get stressed out more!

Omg I absolutely love this!!! Family should always come first. I wish I wasn't an only child.

I'm a 19 year old guy and I bailed on my friends to take my little sister to a movie. I told her I'd never let any guy hurt her. That includes me. im gonna cry this is so sweet

That’s really nice

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I work at Pizza Hut in Australia and a guy just called from England to order pizza to be delivered to his girlfriend that lives here.

Whisper App.  Confessions About Green Card Marriages That Will Break Your Heart

21 Confessions About Green Card Marriages That Will Break Your Heart

Whisper App. Confessions About Green Card Marriages That Will Break Your Heart

Dear Future Husband, Sad Sayings, Qoutes, Type, Happy Stories, True Stories, Photos, Whisper, Humanity Restored

For someone who is lactose intolerant I have ice cream it'll surely get its revenge on me!

I read the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold' Then I read 'revenge is sweet' So I came to the conclusion that revenge is Ice Cream.

My mom thinks I'll be going to visit my girlfriend this weekend. She doesn't know I'm actually flying across the country to spend mother's day with her.

Someone from University of Texas posted a whisper, which reads "My mom thinks I'll be going to visit my girlfriend this weekend.

"I have U.S. Army licence plates on my car. Dude :"Ma'am, please thank your husband for his service to our counrty."  Me: "I'm the one who served. You're welcome." Dude: *shocked silence*  "

Army licence plates on my car. Dude :"Ma'am, please thank your husband for his service to our counrty." Me: "I'm the one who served." Dude: *shocked silence* " this happens all the time though

The kind of friends we need in our lives

The kind of friends we need in our lives>> friendship goals

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