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I love this for so many reasons.  Yes, I'm a word nerd.

Funny pictures about Subtle letter. Oh, and cool pics about Subtle letter. Also, Subtle letter photos.

So true :(

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

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I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. This describes my race pace!

I do hate that

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

That's happened a few times lol

funny play uno with someone and they hit you with a draw four card quote

dryer lint . . .

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

in the future

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

Dear Spider,  You win. You can keep the house. I don't want it. And because I can't muster the courage to make you leave, I shall. Good bye,  Gone forever  P.S. Please don't follow me because I don't like you.

A Few of My Favorite Things

"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!

- The zoo? Its not worth the three hour drive. You cant even pet the animals. Every zoo is a petting zoo if only you are brave enough.

:)..... :| } We can all thank the comic DeRay Davis for this one...

Joke All You Can: Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful

Stop.

It's either cold enough for Uggs or warm enough for shorts. And even then, uggs are boots, wear them to keep your feet warm, not as a fashion statement!

LMAO im a very good speller BUT SOMETIMES i have those days where im like wait a minute how is that spelled and this just made me laugh!

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

b for bel: People Who Wish this Pie Chart was Pie haha!

By people who love charts. For people who love charts.

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