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27 Tumblr Posts That Are Too True For Words

That time the decision was made for you.

"Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

So much better than my class. Everyone in my class read with bored monotone voices.

'Alabama accent' I'm from Alabama I take no offense to this. Personally, I think it's great we have an 'accent' if our own, even if it is just meaning sounding like a southern hick

Scottish wisdom

Mine is even tho I don't drink or anything cuz in only 13 but it's funny << number 4

Bukowski

Yeah, well people go swimming but a lot of them don't like it when they step in something wet in their bare feet/socks.

single in the womb, till the tomb

accurate, the first part i mean ✧ℓσνє уσυ тσ тнє мσσи αи∂ вα¢к ριитєяєѕт

Last one

AAACTUALLY the opposite of office would be onice instead of onfire. The opposite of off is on and the opposite of ice is fire so it's like a double negative XD

Why doesn't Tumblr get a "See you next year edition"? - Album on Imgur

Why doesn't Tumblr get a "See you next year edition"?

it took me 19 years to realize that when someone says “hold your horses“ they’re telling me to be stable

Only found out today

Woooaaahhhh that s so cool never realized that 💀💀I feel dumb

Warning: Do not read while high.

Better Put On A Helmet, Because These Tumblr Posts Are Gonna Blow Your Mind

We're all born with the same scar, a belly button. lol anticlimax

The time they made us confront our own scars, and it was a huge letdown. I put my finger in my bellybutton then read this post and I felt psychic as heck.

If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway. Moreover, Anne Hathaway had a Will(iam Shakespeare). History puns are hys-torical<<< and with the will. she only got a bed when Shakespeare died

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