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Sorry, but I don't live MY life to please YOU & I don't give a damn what anyone thinks. Don't like me? Don't talk to me. ABRACADABR.

A year ago I used to care about this type of us stuff, now I'm just like if you don't like me then don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

Great collection of funny autocorrect text message fails

Great collection of funny autocorrect text message fails.these are the funniest texts iv seen yet! Laughed so hard I cried

How do you like me now?

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Dear Santa: Screw the Soda Stream. This year I want a Jesus Juicer. It turns water in to wine.

It's not have as bad as what I KNOW about you either!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I dont care what you think of me, because it cant be half as bad as what I think of you.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

"I've never read something that accurately sums me up as well as this." hahahah LOVEEE

"I've never read something that accurately sums me up as well as this." hahahah LOVEEE (ha, now that's sad :)

Sad but true...

I love a good Walmart joke! my biggest pet peeve. for the love of god walmart shoppers put on some real clothes.

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