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Things that are always acceptable

But in all seriousness I challenge you to find me something I cannot excuse with 'It's for Science!

Im the friend that wants you to stop but is very curious of what will happen so I'll let Nick continue

Yeah its all the male characters from HoO or PJO series. You are a da… Fanfiction

Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up.

I told one of the students to "Go to the craft cabinet, get a pair of scissors, and cut it out." she thought it was hilarious.

The 1st annual douchebag games

The annual douchebag games<<<omg and secretly the entire purpose of the games is to make Ellen live as an immortal since every time someone within a certain vicinity of her dies she grows stronger and gains a few more years of life

"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass"

"hello motherfucker it is nice to be seeing you today" "oh hi asshole i didn't expect to see you here how's your day" "good how about you shitface" "good thanks for asking fuckass">>>> I think you were trying to joke but this ^ is accurate tho

This websitrogen will be the death of me.

The thing that people don't get, is that this is a typical conversation between Hannah and me. If it's at work, people think we're passing the time. No, this is real life.

Hilarious.

Mine is even tho I don't drink or anything cuz in only 13 but it's funny << number 4

I can't even raise a spider, how do you expect me to kill a child?

Honestly, I didn't even notice the kill a child, I just thought someone didn't take care of their pet spider.

english language is hard

English beats up other languages in dark alleys.then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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