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“What could be worse than a Monday?  Follow my Friday @1foxybitch because she's fabulous.  @1foxybitch  @1foxybitch  #MrsQueenBee”

And everyone knows that Mondays suck. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

Yes please

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Cause you do like to deep throat shit don't ya MANdy....too bad you can't suck your own dick!

Well, maybe not the best insult as apparently you couldn't deep throat for shit and sucked in bed. Maybe that's why you had to initiate sex all the time - I saw your messages hehehe


"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat." That's what my boyfriend says.


I just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

Without a paddle

This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived!

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