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Ah ha hah ha! This is why I don't drink tequila

Everyone in the house knows not to speak when Grey's Anatomy or Rookie Blue is on. No DVR = no speaking.

You, keep your mouth shut. Grey's Anatomy is on. This is me every Thursday night!

Bad day- This poem fits well with my day today, except I am drinking sent Smirnoff tonight haha

Free and Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls I really love wine

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

Funny Confession Ecard: Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

Funny Pics With Funny Sayings And Quotes

BAHAHAHAHAHAH- I entered the word "bitch" in my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway.

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so true! I do text random things when I drink the vodka.

I'm pissed.  Let's go buy shit.

Or I'm really happy, let's go buy shit. Or I'm sad, let's go buy shit.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

Virgins and Sluts | Her Campus

Virgins and Sluts

This is the essence of sexual double standard in today's society: Boys will be boys, and girls will be sluts.

When only the best will do

When only the best will do

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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.


24 Brutally Honest Love Cards for Couples with a Sense of Humour

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