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Me and Brandon x)

The only thing better than someone telling you that they would step on a lego for you is when they tell you that they would step on a Barbie hairbrush for you. If they do, they love you and you should marry them right GODDAMN then.

CAPTION READS:  "Last night I got a text, unprompted, from a random number. I had fun."

strangevibezz: “kurtbraunohler: “ Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. ” This is my area code.

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he broke my heart. i donno what i'm going to do. i am ruined. i need advice mom. honey, i'm going to tell you what my mom always told me: if a man breaks your heart, fuck his best friend. nana said that?

So Ruthless - funny-text-messages.com

Guys I know a couple named Marc and Ruth (but they married and chill so we good) but this is also really funny

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