The only thing better than someone telling you that they would step on a lego for you is when they tell you that they would step on a Barbie hairbrush for you. If they do, they love you and you should marry them right GODDAMN then.
he broke my heart. i donno what i'm going to do. i am ruined. i need advice mom. honey, i'm going to tell you what my mom always told me: if a man breaks your heart, fuck his best friend. nana said that?