$2,000, a puppy, no curfew, and I want to buy whatever I want from your amazon account. That would be my price
Randomness Is Awesomeness
Randomness Is Awesomeness - Gallery | eBaum's World
Me and Brandon x)
CAPTION READS: "Last night I got a text, unprompted, from a random number. I had fun."
So Ruthless - funny-text-messages.com
Epic text - Hey are you up - http://jokideo.com/epic-text-hey-are-you-up/
Funny Text Messages - DadDad I got suspended from school...WTF YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!Well I was in class and we had this anti-bullying person coming in to teach us, and she goes 'sticks and stone can break my bones but words will never hurt me'AND!?!?!?So I threw a dictionary at her head.You. son. Are. Officially. Ungrounded.
Funny Break Up Texts | damn you autocorrect | Tumblr