Oh my goodness that is hilarious! "You lost your salt privileges" bahahahaha Once I heard the sound of utensils in the kitchen at 2 am and I somehow ended up throwing salt at my dad who had just come to get water.
Dean: "Where's my car?" Sam: "Did you feed the meter?" Dean: "Yes I fed the meter. Sam, where's my car? Somebody stole my car!" Sam: "Hey, hey calm down." Dean: "I am calm down! Somebody stole my ca" Sam: "Dean. Hey, hey, take it easy. Take it easy"