"Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport. Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived. How hardcore is that? Look at their faces though. Its like 'I swear to GAWD Jerry' "
"Oh god it must be too late and I need to sleep cuz I made the face and said "phteven" out loud and now I can't stop laughing." - Not my quote, but it was exactly what I did. Most honest LOL moment of my life.
Funny Text Message - what did the ocean say to the other ocean? what. Oh. Do you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. How do you have friends? don't be such a beach.<><><> LOLOL laughed too hard at this haha