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'Give me a gun and I'll do you Oslo-style': What English Defence League supporter allegedly wrote about Asians on Facebook

Omg yes I can relate to this I've been doing this a lot lately as I just don't feel tired at all in the night time and I can't sleep at all but then in the morning I oversleep it's a vicious circle tbh.

There's F-tards everywhere

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*


Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life's a bitch and beers a must. Wine instead of beer!

De finns i allafall inte i Finland-This quote is actually Swedish

"Good boys exist behind every corner said God while he laughed and made Earth round"

So true! lol!

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

Rather be smart and alone than with someone that makes me unhappy

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is to find the right man. So don't worry it you're still single, because the right man is just harder to come by.

I have a new best friend now. Her name is Karma and she's a bitch just like you. Can't wait for you to meet her.

Her name is Karma and she's a bitch just like you. Can't wait for you to meet her. Using your son that you ABANDONED for as a PAYCHECK even though he's over 18 is just sick you bitch!

#karma - what a bitch.

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!