Selma von Dolwitz

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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.

Don't do horcruxes

Funny, but also horribly true. Not only did Voldemort die sooner than most wizards, but he also spent 10 years in shadow form hiding in Albania. << moral of the story: if you murder people and try to take over the world, you will die.

Haha ja! Eller så var det Dumbledores sätt att slippa avslöja hans bedrägeri, att han fick avslöja sig själv..

Unfortunately this isn't exactly true, JKR said that dumbledore hired Lockhart so that he could teach the kids what not to do rather than what to do, but the post is funny nevertheless

DEAR LORD, oh my fucking God. Someone has defiled our holy book written by our lord, savior, & queen: J. K. Rowling.

DEAR LORD, oh my fucking God. Someone has defiled our holy book written by our lord, savior, & queen: J.<----- Ok that book sounds awful I am so glad that I have never read it and never will.