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"Don't forget to drink H2O & get some sun because you're basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
The next time you are starting to feel angry, perhaps say the word bubbles. It may help 😊
"You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail." -- posted by @gknauss
Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
When a woman says 'Just do what you want.' Do NOT under any circumstances do what you want.
The best things in life are free... except Prada, Jimmy Choo's, diamonds and flying first class.
If guns kill people, Then pencils misspell words Cars make people drive drunk And spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.