But you will never know either

Bitches would be traumatized men would be turned on Especially a certain man

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'Tis better to sit at the right side of the devil than in his way. Benny - The Mummy.

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Fuck you. Fuck everything you believe. Fuck all the things you left behind. Fuck your stupid ideas. Fuck your new chapter. Fuck you.

i did! and it was the best thing i did.  because i come first. not you!

and it was the best thing i did. because i come first. - If you have to live in a box, don't let someone else define the parameters.

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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

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Then raise the fuck out of our kids!  And give you all the motherfucking love and support you'd ever fucking need.  And pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage.  And then when the gutters are clogged I'll get up that fucking ladder and clean that shit up while you stand by the kitchen window comically judging my work.  And then we can vacuum the fuck out of our carpet so hard that we'll have to get a new one.  We'll wash our clothes so goddamn fucking hard. Forget no rinse, we'll use high…

will you marry the shit out of me? "I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

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