Haha how about start with Tea. Also can we have (or attempt to have) a classy dinner party with wine instead of hard liquor. Or maybe just try and start with wine and move on to alcohol less classy and more fitting to our personalities?
Coffee Keeps Me Busy Sign, by Primitives by Kathy. Painted and aged in black with white lettering, these signs hang on the wall or sit on a shelf. This one reads: "Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine.